A creative new technique for “hands free” cell phone use has captured the attention of the fashion scene.
Expect to see giant lobes on all of the trendy Hollywood socialites within the year. Don’t expect it to take years to develop these earlobes like it does in the Maasai tribe, modern plastic surgery will enable this new fad with a quick outpatient procedure.
If rumors are true, Both Paris Hilton and Nicole Ricci have already scheduled their earlobe augmentation surgeries for early next month.
Unless you are on the cutting edge of fashion you should not have save up for this one. The price should drop fast when this becomes common by 2009. Just remember, you heard it here first.
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