The Incontiguous Brick

August 8, 2007

Retraction and apology

Filed under: Ramblings — iknowkeith @ 2:29 pm

It has been brought to the attention of the editorial staff at The Incontiguous Brick that the article titled “Conan the Barbrian saves the world” might be a load of steaming crap. This is not the good kind of panda crap that can be molded into cute trinkets and sold to stupid tourists. This is the kind of steaming, stinking pile of BS that rots the very integrity of fine journalism and good blogging and make people doubt the truthiness of this blog. Therefore, the writer of this article shall be summarily flogged by the editor and then bannished to his room while he chants “I’m sorry, I won’t do it again, I am a worm” over and over until the editor is convinced that the appology is genuine.

    The Incontiguous Brick will refund any payment made for the receipt of the article in question if valid claims are made wtihin an appropriate time. All refunds will be subject to the editor’s disgression and the staff retains the right to deny refund for any reason. All unclaimed profits will be anonymously donate to a political candidate of our choice.

“Love truth, but pardon error.”

    -Voltaire, French philosopher

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