This is taken from Wal-Mart online:
Add commando style to your bedroom with this camouflage canopy. The gauzy material drapes protectively above any bed or futon, and feels soft to the touch. The string attached to the top allows you to easily hang the canopy from your ceiling, where it will safeguard you from mosquitoes and airborne dust.
I thought I was being hypothetical when I wrote a blog post on “What if Wal-Mart had an army.” Apparently they are now selling their surplus barracks gear!
But seriously, who the hell buys this stuff?