The Incontiguous Brick

May 26, 2007

Proof that men will always dominate the world…

Filed under: Life,Ramblings — iknowkeith @ 12:51 pm

My family had a yard sale today. I volunteered to watch the kids (inside) while my wife did the sale outside. A little boy, not yet two, found a toy he really wanted. After a few attempts to run down the street with it his mom brought him back with a dollar to pay for it. She told him to give the money to my wife. I had just come outside a few minutes before. He started toward my wife, saw me and turned mid-step go to me.

He gave me the dollar and took his toy.

This proves my theory that men will always prefer to do business with other men. It is wired into us at a very young age. Sorry ladies. You can do many things, but you can’t join the ol’ boys club.

And thanks to all our customers. One man’s junk is another man’s junk after he buys it at a yard sale.

8 Comments »

  1. First, you are assuming we want into your club. As the dominate sex, we keep the boys around, um, sorta like, um, oh yea, pets. Second, I would hate to have that “enormous” pain threshold that men seem to have. Har! (har means I’m being sarcastic) Har! Third, that little boy was intimidated to approach the obvious dominate alpha female, so he took the comfortable route and approached a fellow litter mate.

    Comment by Poem — May 28, 2007 @ 10:40 am | Reply

  2. Poem – Nah. (NAh means I’m hardly considering your feminine opinion) I don’t see it.

    Comment by iknowkeith — May 28, 2007 @ 10:48 am | Reply

  3. Absolutely true. Hilarious.

    Comment by Rob — July 2, 2007 @ 1:23 pm | Reply

  4. sexest

    Comment by joe bob — December 9, 2008 @ 7:22 am | Reply

  5. you are a crazy sexest retard… and no im not a girl

    Comment by joey — December 9, 2008 @ 7:23 am | Reply

  6. you crazy sexest… and no im not a girl !!!!! retard

    Comment by joey — December 9, 2008 @ 7:24 am | Reply

  7. Yup. It’s sexist but so is biology and thus nature. We can sake our fists at nature all we want and introduce as much misandric legislation all we want but you can’t find nature.

    Comment by Jim — March 22, 2014 @ 9:01 pm | Reply

  8. @Poem.

    Heh, denial and delusion is strong with this one

    Comment by Jim — March 22, 2014 @ 9:03 pm | Reply


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