The Incontiguous Brick

May 5, 2007

Paris Hilton to become Zen Master.

Filed under: Humor,Ramblings,Spoiled Brats,Uncategorized — iknowkeith @ 10:06 am

Today on MSN I read that Paris Hitlon has been sentenced to 45 days in jail. She said to the judge, “I’m very sorry and from now on I’m going to pay complete attention to everything.” This may be the most profound utterance to ever come out of the heiress who is better known saying, “That’s hot!” The ability to pay attention to everything is the goal of Zen masters (and Jedi). They will spend their lives trying to achieve this elevated state of consciousness. Paris will begin immediately. I am sure her time in prison will go by fast as she “pays complete attention to everything” that goes on around her.

Congratulations on attaining enlightenment, Paris! I salute you.
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2 Comments »

  1. Yes, she not only said pay attention to everything, but “complete attention” to everything. We’re not talking mere mindfulness, but NO-MINDEDNESS…

    Comment by Hoag — May 5, 2007 @ 8:44 pm | Reply

  2. [...] license than to tell a lie? Wow! On the other hand, Paris did officially dedicate her life to the pursuit of Zen perfection. If that is not repentant then nothing is. Scooter still claims innocence. Not [...]

    Pingback by Don't drink and drive but especially DON'T LIE! « The Incontiguous Brick — June 6, 2007 @ 1:25 am | Reply


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